Introducing Sarah Palin: The Action Figure, vowing to save the planet one offshore oil drill at a time

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Before she has consented to so much as a single interview with members of the evil "liberal" media, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- whom you may have heard has been chosen as John McCain's running mate on the Republican ticket for President of these United States -- has been fashioned into a trio of uncannily realistic and monumentally creepy (redundant?) action figure dolls that are available for purchase right this minute at HeroBuilders.com.

All three of the dolls sport Palin's trademark specs and bunned-up hair along with an identical facial look and smile perhaps best described as demented. The no-frills Palin figure in black jumpsuit goes for $27.95. There's also a heat-packing Super Hero version in black overcoat and halter top and a 45-caliber pistol sidearmed to her thigh, and a truly frightening "School Girl" edition (in plaid miniskirt and bobby sox with lace bra and panties underneath, we're told). Each of the latter pair retail for $29.95.

Creator Emil Vicale says he's already sold "more than 500" Palin figures on Monday, the first day it's been available. "And the pace of orders is starting to step up big time," he added in a phone chat this afternoon.

Vicale also takes credit for Palin's cold war-ready buffed-out bod that sports not an ounce of fat a mere 4 1/2 months after her having given birth. In fact, she in many ways resembles a woman in the throes of a profound eating disorder, in contrast to real life. The man who made the pec-prominent Palins a reality refers to this as "creative license." And while her three-pronged toy alter ego evidently lacks the actual capacity to hunt moose, oppose abortion or preach premarital abstinence -- and has no more foreign policy expertise than does the politician from whom they were fashioned -- the three faux molded Sarahs are said to successfully inspire the populace with their pitbull-in-lipstick spirit, if not their hands-on experience.

Why not order all three and, for under $100 (plus shipping), turn your home into a Palintology shrine? (That's merely a rhetorical question, by the way.)

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I'm not one to 'endorse' someone just because their of the same species as me --male or female...

But comments explored this morning --coupled with her hypoCRAZY puts me off her completely...

To proclaim WAR as "...God's will..." is the biggest crock of RepubliCRAP...

My religious teachings have always emphasized PEACE as "God's will..."

As for her stance on ProLife... Even bigger can of guanostew... That she'd willfully push her daughter into a lifetime of "...sin atonement..." is heinous.

I'm not bedazzled by Obama either.

Would you make a grocery bagboy the head of a supermarket chain???

How many 'execs' in Hollywood got to the top of the feeder chain with only two years' on the job training???

It's time people looked for SERIOUS solutions to the world's problems instead of falling for Spin Doctors' lies.

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What is wrong with you people? Every time someone does something..anything, you lunatic feminists come out of the woodwork and start throwing insults around. How bout the true reason why 16% of congress is made up of men..Men are superior. Period. You will never admit it, but you know the truth. That's why you still complain about everything. That's why you still picket. The truth bruises your ego. Grow up and get a job...

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