Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep. He Waits

The next time you find yourself sitting around the office with absolutely nothing to do -- say, while your boss is yammering on about something completely meaningless to your existence -- here's a tip: seek the guidance of Chuck Norris. The Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator is the brainchild of a 17-year-old Brown University student named Ian Spector, whose site has been so successful (a claim of more than 100 million hits to date) that he's now even got his own personal publicist.

A few of Chuck's personal favorites:

• "There is no theory of evolution -- just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
• "Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."
• "Contrary to popular belief, American is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."
• "Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."