Ten Reasons Why Santa Claus Was Made For Hollywood

1. Santa produces none of the actual product but takes all of the credit.
2. He's all about materialism.
3. He uses cheaper labor in a foreign land up north despite tailoring his shtick to American families, making it yet another glaring example of runaway production.
4. Like many major male stars, he has a beard.
5. Expects plates of cookies (i.e. craft services) at every stop.
6. Uses an alternative energy source for his transportation.
7. He's gay (in the jolly sense) and claims to be straight, yet we see mysteriously little of Mrs. Claus.
8. Often promises far more than he can realistically deliver.
9. Appears to be flat broke.
10. The years pass, but he never seems to age.